As we all know, the Detroit Lions had the worse season in NFL history. And the funny thing is, every NFL fan was rooting for the Lions the lose! Anyway, it was no surprise that the Lions coach, Rod Marinelli was fired on Black Monday. So who is going to be the next Lions coach? Besides the fact that I think no one in the world should take the job, someone has.
That brave soul is Jim Schwartz. Schwartz was the former defensive coordinator for the Tennessee Titans until he decided to take the role of Captain America, and try to aid this pathetic Lions football team.
"After an extensive search that included several highly qualified coaches, we are thrilled that Jim Schwartz will become our team's head coach," team president Tom Lewand said in a statement. "[General manager] Martin [Mayhew] and I believe that Jim's qualifications and vision will lead this organization on the field toward our goal of becoming a championship football team."
Let me analyze this little quote I found on ESPN: ARE YOU SERIOUS!? A CHAMPIONSHIP FOOTBALL TEAM? HAHA!
I know why Schwartz took this job; he felt he was ready to branch out in the NFL and become his own man and a head coach. Good for you Jim, but the can is only a year or 2 away.